Im sorry for you popeye.You have been a great man. You serve our country, you stand for what is right in the world, your wit and charm is un-matched, and you tell the children to eat vegetables.  So it is by my heart, that I feel sorry for you today... because I realized something... Olive Oil is a lying cheating bitch.  I recently got the Boomerang channel, and let me tell you, Olive OYl is nowhere near your level. Take the episode I recently watched. She went to a carnival with him and she instantly goes after Bluto in his sideshow booth. After Popeye offers her a candy, Bluto smacks her with a 2x4 and she continues to get stuck in a taffy machine. Did this enrage her? FUCK NO. She went right for him and as he left with her she looked back at Popeye crying his eyes out. FUCK EMOTIONS IM OLIVE OYL  So its not until he throws her into a hot air balloon, attempts to rape her, and pulls out a GODDAMN MOTORCYCLE that she realizes that she made a bad mistake. And who comes to the rescue? That sad sack of tears you left at the cotton candy booth. And instead of listening to his conscious and letting her suffer, what does he do?  Do us a favor Popeye, break away from your post traumatic stress of the war and face reality. Your girlfriend is a whore and you deserve better. |
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