If I had my wayMost things would come in pairs. Including sneezes.I would hiccup more often because it makes me really happy and giggly. Rainbow sprinkles would be found in EVERY HOME. I would only ever eat vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Everyone would have a theme song that plays when they enter a room like Darth Vader and the death march. Problems would be easier to solve and fights would be less frequent. Raglan shirts or shirts with horizontal stripes would be sold EVERYWHERE. My pink converse would still fit me. Pizza would be 0 calories. I could download the light saber app onto my brothers iPhone and he'd keep it there. I could show up at my friends house with just a pie and a kids movie and there would be no complaints. I'd get invited out more often. I be sick less often. I'd be less of a hypochondriac. I'd be more of an intellectual (but not in a snobby I know more than you way, in more of a "I am filled with useless facts" fun kind of way) I'd be able to sway any conversation towards good things. A hug would fix a fight. I'd be less self conscious. I'd be more exciting to be around. Great Big Sea would live next door. Motion City Soundtrack would live across the street. I wouldn't NEED money in order to participate in activities with my friends. I would find a job I LOVE even if I didn't make much money from it. My good qualities would vastly outweigh the bad. I'd laugh more often. I wouldn't panic and freak out on people so much. I would be better at sports. Highheels would be replaced with converse and oxfords. The Micky Mouse Waffles you can get in the morning at the Disney world resorts would be available in my own kitchen every morning when I wake up. I'd go to the museum every week. I'd read different books instead of the same ones over and over again. I'd have a secret handshake with someone. I'd actually be a Jedi. Heart shaped pebbles would be easier to find. I would not of lost the 7 leaf clover I found when I was 10 in the school yard. Dodgeball would be an acceptable mature pastime. I could call a friend up when I am in need and not worry about having my call be ignored or sent to voicemail. It would rain more often. Big thunderstorm rains. A friend would show up at my house with out me expecting it and take me on an adventure just because. Booster Juice would cure any sickness. I could ask someone to drink and play shadow puppets with me and not be turned down. |
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