mother fuckerSo there are those stupid quizzes that people do in their facebook journals and shit. I did one of them loooong ago, and one of the questions was, "Could you go six months in a relationship without cheating?" I thought that was hilarious, and jokingly answered that I couldn't cheat on a girlfriend if I tried since it was hard enough to find ONE girl who would put up with me, let alone two simultaneously.Well, it happened. There are two women who are both, for some reason, quite obviously attracted to me, and I am not remotely attracted to either one of them. They're both relatively cool people, I just can't work up any feelings for them, and I don't want to try. I know what you're thinking, "Boo-hoo, Schu. You have too many women trying to ride your huge and majestic cock, however will you cope with such a burden?" well, fuck off people. I've been single for damn near a year, and at some point, I want to knock the dust off the old man-bits, and I was hoping to find someone who I wouldn't mind seeing naked by this point. Oh, by the by, I'm in Ireland at the moment. I probably didn't mention that to you guys since I haven't been updating with any sort of regularity lately. |
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