Why My Catholic School Isn't So CatholicI've got a lot of stuff that happened over the past few days, but this is some of the most awesome.First, possibly the most hilarious and amazing thing that ever happened to me. So, on Thursday, we had a track practice, even though we were technically out on Spring break already, and we'd had a meet the day before. We were going to do 20-30 minutes of core work, then go for a 30 minute run to loosen our muscles after the meet. We started the core workout, which consisted of doing 20 push-ups, then a minute of ab exercises, then 20 diamond push-ups, a minute of a different ab exercise, 20 wide puchups, then start again. About three or four minutes in, when we were in the middle of some really fast and tough diamond push-ups, a group of girls showed up late. They started pulling off their sweats and getting caught up on the workout. now, at this point, I was breathing really hard, since the work was nonstop. Then, one of the girls accidentally pulled down her workout shorts as well as her sweats. So guess what we saw. (hint: it starts with 'pan') This lasted for about a half second before she figured it out and squealed in embarrassment, pulling up her shorts. Then, about twenty seconds later, my nose started bleeding. I realized it just after we finished the push-ups. I wiped my face with my arm, only to see a huge streak of blood across my arm. It took me all of 5 seconds to make the connection: Cute girl ==> pantyshot ==> nosebleed. My classmates probably didn't understand why I laughed so hard, but oh well. The nurse told me it was dehydration, but I know the truth... Another case: In English on Wednesday, I saw true courage. One girl (we will refer to her as K-chan to protect her identity) fell asleep during silent reading. The guy sitting next to me (we'll call him B-chan) got fairly bored, and was busy flicking his pencil on the desk when he suddenly had a brilliant idea. Taking out his iPhone, he got down on his belly and started sliding across the floor. He got closer and closer to K-chan, as I and his friend looked on in confusion. B-chan then stopped, right under her. Then, he started taking pictures. I can't actually believe that he didn't get caught on his way back. Those pictures are worth millions, considering what he risked. Anyway, I'm in the middle of a huge St. Patrick's Day party. Green beer is flowing all around me. That's why I've been on-and-off all day. The only reason I am willing to put up wiith it is because of the free corned beef and cake. I can't wait for a chance to run with my spoils. resivor |
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