Finally felt like itScreenplay Improv. Take 10, Dust to DustRekon59 and DoNothing69 open the door to a rather dusty bar. It is completely deserted. DoNothing: Hello? Is anybody home? Rekon: This is the right place, right? DoNothing: Well, Fools said it was, but he hasn’t been here in a long while. Rekon: Are you sure? I mean, really sure? DoNothing: Of course I am! Now let’s figure out what happened here. Shabobble pops up from somewhere. Shab: Let’s figure this out! Rekon: Who the hell are you!? DoNothing: And just where did you come from? Shab: I’m Shabobble, glorious leader and founder of LFTO. You can call me Shab. DoNothing: Yeah, that’s nice. They all look at each other awkwardly. Shab: So what’s up? Rekon: Can’t you tell? This place is deserted. Shab: Oh, right, looks like I’ll need some help. Proud_Canuck pops up from nowhere in particular. Canuck: You called? Rekon: Seriously, how do you guys do that? Shab: Trade secret. DoNothing: Yes, that’s great, now go do what you’re good at. DoNothing69 pushes Proud_Canuck and Shabobble inside and closes the door. Michy: Is Mega’s bar active again? MichyGeary joins DoNothing69 and Rekon59 Rekon: You’ve been here before? Michy: Yeah, not in a long while though, we’re worried Mega might’ve died. Rekon: Died? And nobody told us? DoNothing: Nobody ever tells us anything, but I don’t think he’s dead. Rekon: Why not? DoNothing: We would’ve heard. Meanwhile, Shabobble and Proud_Canuck slowly moved through the bar, leaving footsteps in the dust. Canuck: Shab, I’m scared. Shab: Man up, will you? You’re degrading the good name of my group! Canuck: To whom? They both spot something moving in the shadows and freeze. Shab: Him? Canuck: I’m scared again. Shab: Yeah, let’s get out of here. The two of them run for the door, but the shadow quickly jumps out and blocks their path. Canuck: Please don’t kill me! It turns out to be Abyss2. Abyss: What are you two doing here? Shab: What are we doing here? What are you doing here? Abyss: Looting. Shab: Why? Abyss: ‘Cause. Mega’s fair game. Canuck: Mega’s fair game? Abyss: Yes, everyone in the RTRPC is fair game to everyone else in the RTRPC. Except Urself. Canuck: True that. Abyss: Now, if you don’t mind. Abyss2 makes his way to the bar. Shab: Dear God, how many groups is this guy part of? Canuck: Who? Him? I don’t know. Shab: No, not him, Mega! A loud explosion can be heard, and Abyss is blown back against the walls. Mega’s voice: Piss off, Abyss. Abyss: Show yourself! Mega’s voice: This is an audio recording, you moron. Abyss: Then how did you know it was me? Mega’s voice: Because I did, you moron. Abyss: How do you know what I’m going to say? Mega’s voice: Because you’re predictable, you moron. Abyss: Now you’re just insulting me. Mega’s voice: You moron. Outside, MichyGeary, DoNothing69 and Rekon59 also heard the explosion, which wasn’t that hard considering it was a pretty loud one. DoNothing: O...kay, does that happen often? Michy: I don’t know. I’ve only been here twice. Rekon: Then who blew what up? Trevor1001 and Mdraak both overheard their conversation. Draak: Mega probably blew something up. Trevor: Again. Draak: He does this all the time. DoNothing: And that makes you stop worrying? Draak: If we’re not in the explosion, yes. Rekon: Should we take a look inside? Michy: Why not? Trevor: As long as nothing explodes. Before they can go inside, though, Abyss2 comes storming out, with Mega’s voice still shouting ‘You moron.’ Trevor: Who was that? DoNothing: Don’t know, don’t care. Shabobble and Proud_Canuck walk outside. Shab: Well that was interesting. Michy: I’ll bet. DoNothing: So what did you two figure out? Canuck: That Mega’s a magnificent bastard. Shab: And a huge dick. End of Take 10 (Fun fact, only one of these people had been in SI before.) 
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