17 year-old male from Fairfax, VA Many people wonder where Theo Adams comes from. Theo's one of them. He likes to believe that as a child, his parents died trying to slay a pack of mutant spidermonkeys, abandoning him in the wilderness. There he was adopted by a pack of rabid wolves, who cared for him until they got bored. Fortunately, a traveling band of circus ninjas took him in and trained him to be silent as the blackest night. Being afraid of the dark, this was difficult for Theo. He eventually turned to video games as a source of amusement and illumination. And has developed a way to live and acquire sustenance only through comics....
