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March 1st, 2010

My kingdom for a thesis statement!

I've been peer reviewing metaphysics papers, and I have to say; I have a whole new level of respect for my profs who have to deal with this crap all the time.

Seriously, if you don't have a thesis statement, how can you have an essay? And stop writing paragraphs that merely describe two views, but don't inspect them or side with one! And how the hell can you have a conclusion without a damn thesis, I'm going out of my mind here!

So kids, here is a list useful tips when writing a university paper:

1. Do not neglect to write a thesis. (Seriously, you'll just get an F)

2. Do not write paragraphs that just go over conflicting views without inspecting flaws in them or taking a side. If the paragraph doesn't have a point, it's a waste of space.

3. Don't deflect the flaws in one paragraph to another, and whatever you do, don't deflect the flaws in that new
paragraph to yet another. Each paragraph needs to have a point. Don't leave them completely open ended and
reliant on other paragraphs to defend them, especially if those paragraphs in turn need their own defense.

4. Write clearly and simply. YOUR PROF IS NOT IMPRESSED BY YOUR VOCABULARY. If you can say something clearly in 5 words, do so, don't make it into half a paragraph, it just gets confusing.

5. Don't ask the reader to assume a view is true unless you can provide evidence that supports it. Otherwise, why not just ask the reader to assume the thesis is true, and be done with it?

6. EXPLAIN YOURSELF! If you make a claim, you need to back it up. Provide references or quotes. If you are writing an academic paper, make a reference to a peer reviewed source or a case study that supports your claim.

7. If you want to make a claim but you have no evidence, only researchers who believe it to be true , do not use this to support your argument. Refer to the researchers who support the view, and inspect counter arguments for flaws.
(this is especially important in philosophy)

8. Your paragraphs should build on each other. If you write a paragraph, then need another paragraph to support it, you are doing it wrong. This is similar to tip no. 3.

9. Use quotes. Its nice when you say something and leave a reference (Witt, 2010), but you're making us read the essay or book you're referring to. If we need to spend more time reading what you're referring to than reading your paper, you are doing it wrong. Support your claims with direct quotes from the book, paper or study, just don't forget to credit the author.

10. Be objective. Even when you choose a view, you should inspect the flaws of your view along with flaws from counterarguments. Select the best examples for why the other arguments are wrong, and refute the most damning criticisms of your own position. If you write with bias, no one will take you seriously.

11. Don't use filler. Everything you write should have a point. People notice when you're trying to reach a specific word count, and it will bring down your grade. If you need another 500 words, go back and find concepts that could do with more explanation.



If you can follow these tips, you should be on your way to a pretty decent paper. But ignoring any one of these can lead to a huge drop in your mark.

And last but not least: find someone in your class to peer review your paper (in return for your peer reviewing theirs). Since they didn't write it, statements that might not seem confusing to you will jump out at them, and reviewing someone elses paper will help you see weaknesses in your own.
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impfruit
impfruit
Posted 1 year ago
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would you like to be an admin on the zombie nation group???
armoran
armoran
Posted 1 year ago
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haha, yeaw, good stuff maan
armoran
armoran
Posted 1 year ago
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Well, of course, they're trigger happy fuckers, lol!
armoran
armoran
Posted 1 year ago
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I know what you mean maan, we usually send them left whilst we go right, we actually draw straws to see who will be "The Leader of the Noobs" for the day or for the round.

Noobs make REALLY good distractions.
armoran
armoran
Posted 1 year ago
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Aah right well, as far as things go over here we work our asses off for huge groups of noobs just making sure along the way nobody loses an eye. Most of us are techies. Though since the old days things have changed.

There once was a time when everyone knew everyone and we all knew how to fix guns (I specialized in anything BT or the Ions). But that was before we got days where we would have up to 400 people. Now it's like a machine, not a very well oiled one either. Most of us have already left, I only still work there because it's the only job I can work just 1 day a week and be sorted for food and travel and stuff.
armoran
armoran
Posted 1 year ago
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Yes but... You don't, ACTUALLY work at a paintballing site... Do you?
armoran
armoran
Posted 1 year ago
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It's not that it's complicated game wise but complicated organizing it, some people would have to work and cleaning up guns and others would not. So it isn't the best of things and just a little harder to plan out so it's complicated for that reason.



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31337_man
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Posted 1 year ago
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You can't look at the image; you've gotta look "through" it. Also, when you create a new group, it says to make sure that it doesn't already exist by searching. But not only did this person not search; they didn't scroll down to see that the group was right in the "bitchin' popular" section.
armoran
armoran
Posted 1 year ago
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fuck yeah bra!
serenity_blu
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That would be from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Joss and Nathan did it along with (obviously) the other actors in it as an independent, free, non-Hollywood, non-TV thing to prove that you can still make good shows without loads of money and a network.
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