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February 5th, 2010

From This Day Forward I Shall be known..

...AS!!!

Petgretor Dragonsbane

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NAME

Joel Heyman

OCCUPATION

No cubicals.

INTERESTS

Filling out fields on internet sites entitled "interests" in which no one will ever really read anyway. I could just type about randon crap here and no one will ever really see it. See me typing about crap that no one will ever read. Blah blah blah yup typing about nothing. I could even misspel crap or make up a word: plup-tent

FAVORITE MUSIC

Like I'm going to take this field seriously. Did you see the last field? I actually typed the word "plup-tent" in it. wtf.

FAVORITE MOVIES

This has to be the most boring profile ever. I can't believe you are still reading this. What is wrong with you. Go out and do something seriously. Btw my favorite muppet is Animal.

FAVORITE TV SHOWS

Kudlow&Co btw I don't care if ya don't read the FAQ. Really I could care less. Nobody reads those *(%*$^!things anyway. It';s like those agreements ya know the "terms and conditions" ya skip over before hitting the "I AGREE" button. Does anybody read those #@$%Z^! things? I mean lets face it even if ya did read the FAQ its not like your going to give two #(*$^@! about what it says anyway. FAQ: "please don't post pictures of elephant penises" reader: "Quick! Somebody get me a copy of National Geographic and a scanner!" anyway if ya have any questions they are answered in the FAQ. (No they are not) Seriously I haven't even read the #$(*&#$^@ thing. For all I know it doesn';t even address penises on elephants. And don�39;t think for a second that I don't recognize the Irony that more people just read that lame-ass sentence about elephant penises in my weak-ass profile than will read the FAQ.

FAVORITE BOOKS

Joel's stupid bio: After getting in touch with his emotions and learning to breathe deeply Joel Heyman would graduate from the University of Texas (go horns) in 1997 with BFA (Breathing Feeling Acting) degree. Joel would go on to breath feel and act his way through over 40 plays ranging from regional plays in Texas to off-Broadway productions in New York. While in Texas Joel would eventually meet-up with Austin's two other world class drunks: Matt Hullum and Burnie Burns. A partnership was formed and a movie resulted: The Schedule a film that showed the world that three drunk guys can point and aim a camera at stuff. Soon after Joel was ready to move to Hollywood so as that he could work on movies and television shows that also pointed and aimed cameras at stuff (expensive stuff); Joel was moving up. While working with Oscar nominated director Sergei Bodrov (The Quickie 2001) Joel discovered that if you work on a movie that will only get released in France then...

FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES

well nobody will really see that movie except French people: a lesson learned. Later Joel would go on to play the role of Conrad on the soap opera Passions. A part that would distinguish Joel for saying such memorable lines like:Excuse me and Did you order this? and; I am Conrad Destroyer of galaxies would you like fries with that? Standing in for David Boreanaz(s.p.?) ~even he is not sure how it's spelled on the T.V. show Angel Joel would explore the many smelly/scary/unsafe alleys in Los Angeles. In April of 2003 Red vs Blue emerged (buy a DVD damnit) and so did the character of Caboose a project that allowed Joel to not have to shoot in every smelly/scary/unsafe alleys of L.A. Red vs. Blue would utilize the process of machinima: pointing a virtual camera at some virtual stuff. The great success of this confusing process would land Red vs. Blue on the Cover of the Wall Street Journal. Then some other stuff happened but I have run out of space.

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bigboss12085

Bipolarbear

Posted 3 hours ago	+ 0 Lame [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Did you know: (Matt + Geoff) + (Burnie + Nathan) + Gus = y And... Joel (that's you) > y Also, I love your profile information. I hope you appreciate the fact it took me five minutes to write this.

FheLax56

Posted 5 hours ago	+ 0 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Me gusta Caboose. :]

Osvaldo257

Posted 21 hours ago	+ 0 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
In this season of valentine-ing, gift giving, and extracurricular activities I think all of your fans have a question for you.... What exactly are the rules of putting a sock on the door?

Mr_Patriotic

Anti Bully

Posted 21 hours ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Hey Joel would you mind checking out my newest "Anti Bully" music video? www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNqjHDL2XTk I'd appreciate it :) Take care ^_^

FirebirdLady

scientist

Posted 1 day ago	+ 4 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Hey, thanks for the award. I'd give you one too, but you know . . .

Deorai

Posted 1 day ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
One of the Super Bowl dorito commercials, the Dorito Samurai commercial, looked like you were in it, were you?

infurknow117

Posted 1 day ago	- 6 Noob [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Hey im new to RT and found out you are one of the guys that do RvB. That's so cool! If there is any way i could be in one of the next episodes, message me. KO

Osvaldo257

Posted 1 day ago	- 2 Lame [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
apparently i'm watching you Joel... Not good enough to be a "FRIEND" hu? That's fine. I shall begin the long and rather taxing duty of "watching" you... thats not creepy at all. If time permits, i wouldnt mind knowing which roles you try to take on in your acting. you're the man Joel. -jb

kingultrnova

Posted 1 day ago	- 1 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
funny joel u play mw2 prety good gamertag ultrasonicnova

drummerscout

Posted 2 days ago	+ 3 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
hey Joel have you had the same hair cut your hole life the only time i have seen you with a different hair do is in the first episode of Criminal Minds