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March 9th, 2010

Emerald City Comic Con

If you're in the Seattle area this weekend come on out, Burnie and I will be at the Waypoint booth on Saturday. Also, if you're in the Seattle area and happen to have a floor plan for the Emerald City Comic Con, please come find me. We can go gawk at

Leonard Nimoy

together.

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NAME

Joel Heyman

OCCUPATION

No cubicals.

INTERESTS

Filling out fields on internet sites entitled "interests" in which no one will ever really read anyway. I could just type about randon crap here and no one will ever really see it. See me typing about crap that no one will ever read. Blah blah blah yup typing about nothing. I could even misspel crap or make up a word: plup-tent

FAVORITE MUSIC

Like I'm going to take this field seriously. Did you see the last field? I actually typed the word "plup-tent" in it. wtf.

FAVORITE MOVIES

This has to be the most boring profile ever. I can't believe you are still reading this. What is wrong with you. Go out and do something seriously. Btw my favorite muppet is Animal.

FAVORITE TV SHOWS

Kudlow&Co btw I don't care if ya don't read the FAQ. Really I could care less. Nobody reads those *(%*$^!things anyway. It';s like those agreements ya know the "terms and conditions" ya skip over before hitting the "I AGREE" button. Does anybody read those #@$%Z^! things? I mean lets face it even if ya did read the FAQ its not like your going to give two #(*$^@! about what it says anyway. FAQ: "please don't post pictures of elephant penises" reader: "Quick! Somebody get me a copy of National Geographic and a scanner!" anyway if ya have any questions they are answered in the FAQ. (No they are not) Seriously I haven't even read the #$(*&#$^@ thing. For all I know it doesn';t even address penises on elephants. And don�39;t think for a second that I don't recognize the Irony that more people just read that lame-ass sentence about elephant penises in my weak-ass profile than will read the FAQ.

FAVORITE BOOKS

Joel's stupid bio: After getting in touch with his emotions and learning to breathe deeply Joel Heyman would graduate from the University of Texas (go horns) in 1997 with BFA (Breathing Feeling Acting) degree. Joel would go on to breath feel and act his way through over 40 plays ranging from regional plays in Texas to off-Broadway productions in New York. While in Texas Joel would eventually meet-up with Austin's two other world class drunks: Matt Hullum and Burnie Burns. A partnership was formed and a movie resulted: The Schedule a film that showed the world that three drunk guys can point and aim a camera at stuff. Soon after Joel was ready to move to Hollywood so as that he could work on movies and television shows that also pointed and aimed cameras at stuff (expensive stuff); Joel was moving up. While working with Oscar nominated director Sergei Bodrov (The Quickie 2001) Joel discovered that if you work on a movie that will only get released in France then...

FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES

well nobody will really see that movie except French people: a lesson learned. Later Joel would go on to play the role of Conrad on the soap opera Passions. A part that would distinguish Joel for saying such memorable lines like:Excuse me and Did you order this? and; I am Conrad Destroyer of galaxies would you like fries with that? Standing in for David Boreanaz(s.p.?) ~even he is not sure how it's spelled on the T.V. show Angel Joel would explore the many smelly/scary/unsafe alleys in Los Angeles. In April of 2003 Red vs Blue emerged (buy a DVD damnit) and so did the character of Caboose a project that allowed Joel to not have to shoot in every smelly/scary/unsafe alleys of L.A. Red vs. Blue would utilize the process of machinima: pointing a virtual camera at some virtual stuff. The great success of this confusing process would land Red vs. Blue on the Cover of the Wall Street Journal. Then some other stuff happened but I have run out of space.

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faith4love

Posted 17 hours ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
hello

ilikeme

Posted 1 day ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Hey Joel! Thanks for your award. I would love to know what it was that made you decide to ...award me with it?

WarKitten

Posted 1 day ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Hey Joel do you know the next time Rooster teeth is going to make a public appearance, I guess you'd call it, in Texas

J3WISH

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hey i found this video and thought you might find it interesting en.tackfilm.se/?id=1268955568531RA42

BBirdseed

Thanks RT

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Bob here, the guy that paid the office a visit earlier today. Care to shoot me a friend request? It was awesome meeting you all! I hope to do it again sometime! I won't forget it!

SinpeDown

Posted 1 day ago	- 1 Noob [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
hey can i have ur award

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Earl

Posted 1 day ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
i totally know where you are coming from on the whole jedi topic on the podcast. there is a fine line between having faith and being obsessed.

messenjah

Joel, the jedi thing in the UK is simply because there is a census every couple of years where people are asked a whole bunch of questions including what their religion is. If enough people answer the same thing it is an officially recognised belief. A couple of years back a bunch of StarWars fans basically decided to put "Jedi" as their religion and enough people did so and so now it is an officially recognised faith.
The next census is in 2011 and the heavy metal community in england are planning on putting "Metal" as their religion basically as a way of exploiting the system. They made a facebook group about it that can be seen here.

Leprichano

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my tribute to the new season please watch this was alot of time uploading i truely dont envy you guys good work to gus. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfNE54WLUs

WarKitten

Posted 2 days ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
You played the best character in Red Vs Blue and I just thought you should know you have 1 more Caboose supporter on rooster teeth