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32 year-old male from Austin, TX

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March 11th, 2010

An affair with Cassandra

Dear MySQL,
We've had some great times haven't we? I mean, things were rough between us at first but after we were introduced to memcached things seemed to get better between us. Sure we've had our ups and downs but we always knew what to expect from each other. I never thought that anything could make me happier than you and memcached. Well, I've met someone else. Her name is Cassandra. I'd heard some other people talking about her on the internet and of course I thought it was all exaggerated. I mean, really, how great could it be? Well, they were right. Now don't get me wrong, you and I are gonna still be together for a while...however you're on notice. I've got my eye elsewhere now.
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mastercX3
mastercX3
Posted 2 hours ago
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hey gus i just listened to drunk tank # 51
a 3-d tv enables you to use better 3d than the red and blue glasses
3-d like in movie theaters are still around $3000
and 3-d tvs are cheaper all a 3-d tv means is it has a 120hz refresh rate

and supposivly avatar is going to be the first 3d blu ray movie
DarkEdward
DarkEdward
Posted 5 hours ago
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Happy Pi(e) day!
Be sure to share a pie and a coke with 3.14159262 of your closest friends!
www.piday.org/
tomsus11
tomsus11
Posted 6 hours ago
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPXFf1eNai4
Fucking Awesome (2 days left)
bjkim97
bjkim97
Posted 1 day ago
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In Heavy Rain, the origami killer is Scott Shelby.
CederDUDE22
CederDUDE22
Posted 1 day ago
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CEDER FEVER! Just listened to the podcast! It was great!
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NoBurnieAch
Posted 1 day ago
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"That's... retarded. That's a stupid question. Next."
Atommic
Atommic
Posted 1 day ago
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Gus, I know you're a huge fan of the new Star Trek movie (like me), I was just wondering if you'd seen the news for the sequel?

I look forward to this :D
fnckyou2
fnckyou2
Posted 1 day ago
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hey check this out, its a viral video on youtube about toyota and there acceleration problems...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4PtafRB9c&feature=popt00us09
guitar77
guitar77
Posted 2 days ago
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HEY GUS!! (and other people that will read this anyway)- I've just created a new group a few days ago that might interest you-

roosterteeth.com/groups/profile.php?id=9095

I've been wanting to get an RT staff member into this group, otherwise it would defeat the purpose.
fieemully
fieemully
Nun Chucker
Posted 2 days ago
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This is def worth a look. . . . .

www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/12/the-most-ridiculous-amazo_n_496445.html#slide_image
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