Rob-E's Random quotes of...RandomnessI locked up my bicycle and someone stole my front tire and my seat. I'm on the lookout for anyone riding a unicycle.They say that there's no use beating a dead horse. So, are they implying that it's efficient to beat a horse as long as it's alive? Is it me, or do crickets have really shitty taste in comedy? Never put an exclamation mark at the end of "iPhone." It just looks like you're yelling the word "Phone" in Spanish. I frequently wonder what the male to female ratio is at an ACTUAL Sausage Fest. I'm certain Survivor is just a reality show about America. The last person still actually watching is the winner. To cheat on a test, I just bring a bunch of snapple caps and hope I'm really lucky. Are Dippin' Dots the ice cream of now yet? Every movie made before 1990 should just be called a "premake." They say that neanderthals went extinct because early humans hunted and ate them, which is just horrible. Now I'll never know what they tasted like. I was having a conversation the other day that got really awkward because I kept blurting out curse words at random times throughout the discussion. I tried to explain that it was due to a disease that I have. It's called alcoholism. Insulin is the one type of medicine a spoonful of sugar doesn't help go down. Juggling is the hardest, most impressive way to get people to not like you. I want to install rear spoilers on my car, but I can't find any bumper stickers that say "Rosebud's His Sled" and "Bruce Willis Is Dead." Snakes that eat other snakes look the same during digestion. If you ever get into it with a necrophillac bear, don't play dead. Life must suck for people legitimately trying to sell tickets to gun shows. The road to diabetes is sweet. |
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