This hot chick showed up at my door. I of course let her in, which is when we did a few... activities.... And then, this kid pops out! I don't know why, but she says that its mine. I think she's crazy, I see no resemblance what so ever. Eyes are all wrong. So now she's on my ass for child support and shit and we've made an appointment with Maury. Gonna get this shit straightened out right quick.