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22 year-old female from Houston, TX
Bitches love me cause I know how to rock.







I'm a Semper Fi type of girl.
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March 18th, 2010

HAIR FAIL

As most of you know, in my own mind I am a vintage goddess. I love love love vintage hairstyles and I often recreate them on myself and victims volunteers.

However, I am not always spot on with my hair styles. Sometimes I come out looking like a hot mess. I am brave enough to share some of those disasters with you.
Note: I am not wearing make up, and I might look completely busted in these pics. Just deal with it.


Here is the first style I attempted to recreate, because I have a snood (hair net) that is super cute and I wish I could wear it more. I am showing you the picture so you can sort of understand how it happened.


What I got was this:

Caption: Vintage Mullet? No Thanks.

I thought adding a flower would be a good idea. Adding bows, ribbons, or flowers can cover a mutitude of sins, but this disasterpiece was busted beyond repair.

And no, I haven't retried this style since. It's just not meant to be.

Next, I went for the old faithful, the Victory Roll:

I'm like a landshark, just look at that fucking fin.
*cue Jaws music*

The good news here is that I've almost mastered Victory rolls and they are pretty cute on me.

I was feeling a little 50's, so I tried to do a beehive. Good idea, right?

WRONG. I might as well just call my vato's and lean like a chola. To bad I lent my sharpie to my cousin for her quinceanera........


I guess the moral of this story is that being glamorous isn't always glamorous.
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alexthegreat
alexthegreat
NosWherItsAt
Posted 5 days ago
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I read your journal literally right after writing mine.

That was quite the unexpected coincidence.
Duste
Duste
Andthejetsss
Posted 6 days ago
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That's okay
Just me, you, and the Roman Republic
TravieYak
TravieYak
OVERTHRUSTER
Posted 1 week ago
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Oh man(da), now I really can't wait! lol.
TravieYak
TravieYak
OVERTHRUSTER
Posted 1 week ago
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I was just wondering, with Jonathan making it to TO, has he seen THE ROOM?
otter_be
otter_be
LumberJill
Posted 1 week ago
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I've done the semi-permanent before and it takes AGES to finally fade.

wig might be an idea, or I might just try coloured hairspray.
TravieYak
TravieYak
OVERTHRUSTER
Posted 3 weeks ago
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Yeah, it's funny when I think about it because it was Zak that really started the group. I jumped aboard when I thought of the whole streaming idea and, after awhile, I really just ran with it and Zak more or less just handed the group over to me. It made me happy to know that, even during my absence, people were able to take up the reigns and continue to stream things without me, and such. Clearly, it was something special.

Thus, I admit I was a little depressed when the group more or less faded out at the end of last year mostly due to the indirect disapproval from the staff. After I returned to the site I knew that I needed to bring it back somehow, someway, because I've had so much fun doing it and I've met some great people from this site because of it and have crafted some great memories, as well.

It sucks that I kind of have to be very indirect about it now resulting in run-around tactics such as the newsletter, as not to anger any of the higher-ups, but I do what I must because I don't want to let it die again, you know? It's kind of cool in a way, I guess, makes it kind of like a secret group on the site; a secret society of users that get together and watch bad movies every week.

To make a long story short (too late), this group wouldn't still exist if it wasn't for the continued support of everyone that tunes in each and every week; especially you. You've always been one of the biggest and vocal supports of RTMN, and I thank you for that. You are awesome. You are the best. I'll see you in the theater!
TravieYak
TravieYak
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Posted 3 weeks ago
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Yeah, I've been starting to get requests from people, and such.

Got to give the people what they want, no? After all, RTMN is more about the people than me.

Im'ah start working on a list of what movies people want to see and then start working on acquiring them.

As for this Monday, I've already got something planned but next Monday I'll most likely start working on the requests. Believe me, though, Im'ah gonna try to make everybody happy, because we're the best; and the best deserve the best. thebestthebestthebestthebest
Duste
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Andthejetsss
Posted 3 weeks ago
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It's apparently for a spread around Halloween.
otter_be
otter_be
LumberJill
Posted 3 weeks ago
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WEW.

That's ballin.
otter_be
otter_be
LumberJill
Posted 3 weeks ago
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ZOMBRO.

IS THAT YOUR REAL BIRTHDAY ON YOUR PROFILE.

BECAUSE IF SO,

WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY.
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